THIS WEEK we come to you LIVE(ish) from on the road at Chicago's Printers Row Lit Fest with special guests Michael Allen Rose, Sauda Namir, and The Slow Poisoner, Andrew Goldfarb. Listen in as we recount (in uncomfortable detail) our weekend selling books, saunaing naked, achieving pinheadedness, drinking haunted tea, and chowing down like pornstars on soggy communion wafers. Subscribe to The Danger & Lisa Show on iTunes or Stitcher.
Pull out your genitals and press them against your speaker because this week Lisa goes camping with a bunch of dirty hippies and Danger sings a lot of songs we're not paying royalties for. Plus, they discuss their upcoming trip to Chicago and revisit the "Art Corner" probably for the last time.
Listen in and learn how to have consensual sex with a goat. PLUS: Danger and Lisa fail hard while attempting to add a new segment to the show called Art Corner. Don't be a sad lobster and subscribe to The Danger & Lisa Show on iTunes or Stitcher.
HOLY CRAP, WE'RE BACK FROM HIATUS! This week we return for an encore as Danger does an impression of the Allstate Insurance Guy trying to solicit a prostitute, and Lisa shows hair metal band Warrant her cherry pie. New theme music by friend of the show (see episode 10) Michael Allen Rose.
This week get FROZEN as Lisa's vagina prepares itself for an upcoming radio interview and Danger gets a prostate infection from a pickup truck. Plus, the two of them discuss doctors visits, books, Willem DaFoe's penis, and Friends (the TV show). WE'RE BACK, BABY!
Our VERY SPECIAL XXX-MAS SPECIAL in which Danger spills a lot cumin and Lisa sits upon a throne of dicks. PLUS it's the triumphant return of everyone's least favorite Star Wars character: Guido!
Danger tells the story of the time he tried out to be on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire and explains why eating ass is always better when you have a mustache, while Lisa mashes up Pulp Fiction and Deal or No Deal into a new game show where Samuel L. Jackson quotes the Bible and shoots your friends while you try to answer questions. Plus, meet Guido, the newest (and possibly worst) character in the Star Wars Universe.
Lisa tells us about her weekend, which included a trip to the ER and an emergency tooth extraction, and Danger auditions to be a phone sex operator. Dr. Phil says subscribe to The Danger & Lisa Show on iTunes or Stitcher.
UFO sightings! Alien abductions! Smoking DMT! 90's movies! Creepy driving instructors! The Men in Black! Countries with stupid names! Getting inceptioned! Our hosts tackle all these topics AND MORE this week on The Danger & Lisa Show!
A very special Thanksgiving-centric episode in which writer/performers Michael Allen Rose and Sauda Namir join Danger and Lisa to recount their past weekend at BizarroCon. Plus the four of them tackle that age-old question: Is it true that Jared Fogle lurks at the heart of every labyrinth? Grab a turkey leg, tune in, and find out!
Will Bill & Ted go on an excellent adventure to save us all from a Trump Presidency? Find out the answer to that this week when Danger and Lisa put on their zoot suits to talk about the Portland protests. Plus, Lisa does nitrous oxide and then farts on a blanket while Danger creepily eats an orange and watches, FOR SCIENCE.
Does the word phlegm come from the Flemish? What would happen if they cast Charlie Brown and Snoopy in Boogie Nights? And what is Barack Obama going to pitch to the investors on Shark Tank? All of these questions are answered AND MORE on this week's very special episode of The Danger & Lisa Show.
In this spooky Halloween episode: Danger freestyle raps about having sex with a rainbow, Lisa talks about her childhood in a snake handling church, and they both posit what would happen if that dad from '19 Kids and Counting' turned his family into a human centipede.
This week, Danger wonders about quality control at the Three Musketeers factory, and Lisa bangs, like, every dude at Taco Bell. BIG THANKS to author J.W. Wargo for our new theme music.
Lisa and Danger learn hobo code while riding the Amtrak, and Jigsaw attempts to kill your grandmother. Poo-Pourri, please sponsor us!
In this episode, Lisa gets basic at a bachelorette party and Danger discovers he's bear curious. Plus what do robots, amputees, and armpits have in common? Listen and find out!
This week Danger and Lisa tackle decapitation porn, radioactive fleas, why people who have parrots as pets are the worst, and the difference between cat, dog, horse and ghost whispering.
Travel across the country with Danger and Lisa as they recount last year's epic road trip from NJ to Portland. Also, Danger apparently doesn't know the difference between Star Trek and Star Wars. Meanwhile, Lisa eats cheese.
Our first episode! Wherein we (sorta) introduce ourselves, discuss what time breakfast officially becomes lunch, and we speculate on how many people pilot/hero Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger has eaten since he miraculously landed that plane on the Hudson. Hey, we're still getting the hang of this podcasting thing here. Give us a break!